– When the door opens, run run run, don’t run and then double back in case they’re bringing food.
– Don’t try the same dead-end every single time. There wasn’t a tunnel out of the bathroom yesterday, so there probably isn’t one today.
– Don’t wear a blue donut. It makes you conspicuous.
– Don’t trust striped Siameezes. They will distract you with fun and games and before you know it, you’ll be caught again.
Tomorrow I take Sprockitty to the vet. Hopefully we’ll see the last of the staples and sutures.