Don’t worry, Chun has no travel plans. His kitty carrier does make a convenient piece of furniture, though.
Thanks everyone for your great suggestions for my computer. I’d be lost without you! I’m going through the list of suggestions and my computer is already 10x better than it had been. In fact, it hasn’t misbehaved at all today. I’ve backed up everything, downloaded MBAM, cleared the internet cache, uninstalled a bunch of random programs that I couldn’t remember installing, downloaded Secunia, among other things, and I will defragment it tonight. In all the scans, it never found anything infected, which is confusing, but I’m not complaining since my computer appears happy.